South Park S6 E2. Next on the Maury Povich show: we bring back some of our favorite disfigured people. Euh! Herro, Shitty Wok, take your order prease. Cartman [dialing] Shu- shut up you guys, shut up you guys. No, but they're due home any minute. You know what? My calculations put that at about four million dollars. We've gotta get down there! I can't lose weight, Butters, 'cause I'm not fat. You kinda have to read the fine print at the bottom of the screen. Does she worry about you doing drugs and having sex at such a young age? Why, just last night I had three gentlemen callers over to my house, and Chantal took her clothes off right in front o' everybody! While the adults trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain. Sir, the ratings have just started to plummet. Yeah. Season 6 E 2 • 03/12/2002. I know. That penisbutt didn't lose weight eating sub sandwiches. Release date: 13 Mar 2002; Chart debut: #48 (19 Sep 2020) Highest Position: #48 (19 Sep 2020) Our fat friend here is going to lose forty pounds eating at Shitty Wok. Kenny woulda took it like a man! Hey, I'm not a-Subway, I Shitty Wok. I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. Wha'evah! Hey. Our next guest is a little girl who was born without a midsection. And- Well- Well I, I also had a little help on the side. Welcome ta Shitty Wok. You have to! Uh, yeah, but I mean, do the kids make fun of you because of your condition? That's what we mean when we say, "Look for the True Freak label", Ah, sorry America, a little glitch there, heh. Well ah I don't know what to tell ya. They really do. Yeah, I have aides. So, Ms. Cartman, you can't control your child? It aired on March 13, 2002. Oprah two times, Jenny Jones once, Sally Jessie five times. That asshole! Nope. They gonna kill Jared downtown right now. Not after what they saw what we did to Lobster Boy. Not that he really cares. Are you having liposuction surgery? Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks! Oh, no, I thought you meant you. We, we woulda never laughed about this before. Season 6 Episode 2 - Aspen Check this playlist out for more funny clips: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSCckr2RC2urV5iAX-V2hL1NhtcA2qWlH I didn't think it was that big of a deal. ...Alright, that does it! Yeah, the kids at school make fun of me for that. Dude, they say they'll fly him out day after tomorrow! Who'd you. His name is Jared Episode 2 • AsspenAdd Song. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Freak_Strike/Script?oldid=411908, Man With Terrible Skin Condition, their leader. I gave you shoes! I'll do what I waunt! Season 6 E 2 • 03/12/2002. Boy with Balls on Chin doesn't wanna picket. Yeah, I don't like shattering fat peoples' dreams. Well your mommy told us you like to listen to music. Yeah! Strike! Yeah, we told you last time we want fresher vegetables. "Freak Strike" is the third episode of the sixth season of the Comedy Central series South Park and the 82nd episode of the series overall. Uh well, yeah. Twenty-two point three years. God, isn't Butters awesome for doing this, you guys? With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Spencer Lacey Ganus, Eli Harris. The meanest, dirtiest, toughest kid just got parole, and chances are, he's gonna kill the boys for a betrayal they've kept secret since pre-school. Look, fellas, I can't do it! Ugh! Uh. Because then lots of fat people would have believed it. W-why the heck would you do that. And this is the Green Room where you can hang out with the other guests until we call for you on set. Suscríbete para mas episodios This video is unavailable. The Safety Dance • Men Without Hats. Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film … Maury is very excited to meet you. Shut up, Butters, it's your own damned fault. Strike! Now, I think the four million should be split evenly among the three of us, except that. Asspen s06e03Stan agrees to race Tad down the deadly K-13 slope. Believe me, we know. It aired on March 12, 2002 What are you saying? Subway is a healthy way to eat fast food and lose weight! Whoa, thank God that's over. Don't you see what this all means? Here's a quick quiz on "Asspen", in which the boys and their parents take a trip to Aspen. Our next guest suffers from a rare birth defect which caused his testicles and scrotum to grow from his chin. Uh. The reason I was able to lose so much weight so quickly was that I got aides. Aw. Could you um... go on the Maury Povich show with me and say that I'm out of control and do drugs and have sex so that I can go to the largest putt-putt golf course in the wwoooorrlldd? South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. I not putting no Jared in my Shitty Wok commercial! We're back with Maury. Thumper, The Super-Cool Ski Instructor. This episode is currently unavailable on South Park Studios. That's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Apparently, Jared hopes to regain his celebrity hero status, which was lost when he announced that it was AIDS, not sub sandwiches, that caused him to lose weight. Alexander Hamilton’s Salacious Sex Scandal (feat. [a zoom-out shot as the freaks crowd in around Butters] With TFU we're making our way! Vanity • I'm big-boned. Excuse me, I'm not Incredibly Obese Black Man, I'm Incredibly Black Obese Man. I roam with twelve gangs! Hmmm. Oh, what-evah. Well, why... should it matter? But then we all found out that Lobster Boy wasn't a real freak at all. Chantal • Butters. What-evah! 6 Asspen. They'd still be fat and, we'd be responsible for their shattered dreams. Here's Vanity! Trivia Quiz - "South Park" - "Asspen" Category: 'South Park' - Season 6 Quiz #272,264. [Butters sits atop a True Freak label box and starts off] Look for the True Freak label Oh, huh- Don't you give us that look young man! We have great news! Ooo, he loves playing with his Clyde Frog and Wellington Bear. Fifteen dowlar? There you are, Boy With Balls On His Chin. Well, let's bring him out. Oh, I have such a great mother. The union is striking. I'm sorry, guys, but I...I think I wanna be aides-free for a while. Oh boy, this is fantastic! Not only did you lie to us and say you were on a camping trip with Kyle's family, you made a fool of yourself AND us on national television! But I won't stop there. DON'T YOU "Hi, Mom and Dad!" In this episode, a song called "Montage" is performed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s band DVDA. AKA: South Park, Пiвденний Парк. Wull I can't eat no more. It has to be you, Butters. Oh my. 69K. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 13, 2002. Just take a seat on the couch, kid. Our friend has lost forty pounds eating your City Wok food. In this episode parodying teen ski films from the 1980s, the boy's families all take them to Aspen … I'm sorry, but the answer is uh uh, uh uh, uh uh. Butters, you have screwed me out of a prize for the last time! Comedy Central Recommended for you Thank you-hoo, thank you all. And do they call you "freak" and "weirdo"? AIDS â¢ He want everyone in world to have AIDS. Just wait until I get home! South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. 10 questions, rated Easy. They're right. Stan needs to improve his skiing . Oh, no, no, no! Because you're such a brave little chinballed man, we're gonna send you directly from this studio to the world's largest putt-putt golf course in the world! Dude! I think this is a bad idea, fellas. I can't picket, guys. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution. Whatevah. 633. I'm sorry, this is what the studio provides. With aides you can literally watch the fat melt away! Plays as the Marsh, Broflovski and Stotch families were driving to Aspen, Colorado. I can do what I waunt, bitch! Jesus Christ! Oh stop your bitchin' Butters! Sui pendii innevati di Aspen, Stan viene sfidato a una gara dal migliore sciatore della montagna. With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. [a pan shot] So always look for the True Freak label, An instrumental version of the 80s classic "Take On Me" by A-Ha plays over the "South Park in Aspen" opening montage. I can't go anywhere, fellas. Directed by Trey Parker. We're a union and we have a right to picket. [a side shot of Jared walking smoothly behind a white picket fence in Downtown, then of slices of a party sub, then of the first sandwich], His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison. Oh, I have such a pretty mother. A page for describing Recap: South Park S 6 E 2 Asspen. Oh. Watch Queue Queue [a man appears eating a footlong subway sandwich. It originally aired on March 20, 2002. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Gay Air Flight 243 with service to New York now ready for general boarding. Well, gush, ah, I need to go. Jared made a cameo appearance in the Season Nineteen episode, "Stunning and Brave". https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Jared_Has_Aides/Script?oldid=419027. Did you really lose all that weight eating nothing but sub sandwiches? Yeah, but you know, I've learned something today. We're reminded every day that you're not Kenny because Kenny... was cool. How many times have we told you not to have self-perform liposuction surgery in. Did he say "the... largest putt-putt golf course in the world"? The first group will be led by: Incredibly Obese Black Man. You're gonna get it! Anyway-. We wanna show the world how healthy your food is. What a great day for humanity. South Park Season 6 Episode 2: Asspen Summary: With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. WHAT?! He later appeared in "200" as one of the celebrities suing the town. And with the proper mix of aides and Subway sandwiches, anything is possible! So the union president, Man with Terrible Skin Condition, has told us to round everyone up. This is unbelievable! Fuck you! Sometimes something that was simple at the start, turns out to get out of control. Hoh boy! Now we just blend the skin tones, add a little hair. Uh uh I can't freak strike, fellas. And I'm not gonna wear this coat anymore, neither! Things actually turned out... okay for me this time. I so grad AIDS is funny now. I sure did! [a front shot of the freaks walking in] Our wages going to feed the kids. And this is how you repay me?! Strike! Heres a quick quiz on Asspen, in which the boys and their parents take a trip to Aspen. That's true. I promise I'll never go on TV with balls on my chin again. South Park. Well, serves you right for screwing us over. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Link: Portal:Scripts — South Park Wiki 1 Pilots (1992-1995) 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 2.10 Season 10 2.11 Season 11 2.12 Season 12 2.13 Season 13 2.14 Season 14 2.15 Season 15 2.16 Season 16 2.17 Season 17 2.18 Season 18 2.19 Season 19 2.20 Season 20 2.21 Season 21 2.22 … "South Park" Asspen subtitles. Don't tell us this is your first one. It's time to bring out the big guns! Jared Has Aides Cartman's house, living room, day. I ain't gettin' married; my parents will ground me! Yes. Cartman's too busy to notice as he plans to propel himself into the future on the precise … Let's listen in. Yes, it is my hope that every beautiful child on this earth has aides by next month! Tom, I'm standing out in front of the Mayor's office, where the big liar, Jared, is once again about to speak. Yeah, I use drugs. Vanessa, what does Vanity say to you when you tell her toooo... do her homework. Napoleon, you need to understand something: for a union to work all members must be prepared to make sacrifices and stick together. I'll do what I waunt! Maybe they're all just jealous that they can't afford to hire their own aides. The talk-show circuit. I'm gonna seek out all the underprivileged and hungry children of the world, and I'm going to give them aides myself! Uh, the opinions expressed by Mr. Fogle are not necessarily those of the Subway Company. Choose a free episode to watch or watch a free random episode. Doing all this to bring us back a prize. He sick in the head. Announcer: Today on the Maury Povich show, these poor unfortunate people [a shot of one dwarf walking, then of another being interviewed by Maury] all have horrible disfigurements, [a shot of a man with elephantitis getting some popcorn, then going down an escalator] and you won't believe how we exploit them for your amusement! Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Do you have anything to say before you die?! What a great friend! Losin' weight is harder than puttin' it on. You're my perfect little gum drop. It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! What Evah! It's okay. A video montage is shown as Stan trains to become a better skier. To City Wok so we can make our money. Just think about how famous you'll be! Asspen. Come on, Not-Kenny! 03/13/2002. She lost forty pounds when she met Jared-, Jared Fogle â¢ US, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!! We can still get married Christine, I mean, sure, they're. Hey now, come on. Do you guys remember what a cool friend Kenny was? Shitty Wok don't have... million dollars. Ladies and gentlemen, a-at first I didn't understand why you felt betrayed by the fact that my aides helped me to lose weight, but now I understand that it isn't fair that- I had aides and most of you don't. Yeah, they'll make up a fake condition to go on these shows and then take. He was just an actual lobster. Ehyeah, sure. Well, Jesus Christ! Don't you know? 01:45. Well, I guess we're gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way. Why do I do these things? Chef, we need Butters to gain about fifty pounds fast. This episode originally aired on March-13-2002. He lost ten pounds takin' Jared's lead-, His name is Butters, it's Butters. VIEWS. What-evah. [the boys begin to sway for each line], I love you too, Jared. Stream free-to-watch Full Episodes featuring Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in South Park, create your own South Park Character with the Avatar Creator, … That has got to be about the biggest misunderstanding ever! Asspen Summary. Say they'll eat nothing but their Chinese food, but then eat only a little tiny bit of it and exercise. We should have never crossed that picket line. [a shot of the audience] our union's growing So now you can pay us to use him in your commercials and you'll have your very own Jared! We're here, talking with moms who think their children are out of control. Keep eating or I'll kick you till you're deader than Kenny! Kenny's dead and you'll just have tuh deal with it. I got aides about two years ago and I've been losing weight ever since. 12m. South Park. But fellas, if I get fat my parents will ground me. hamburgers, this just keeps on gettin' worse. Cartman's too busy to notice as he plans to propel himself into the future on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game console. Sure, everyone in this great country of ours is a freak, but true, physically deformed freaks must be recognized, for it's these real freaks that make you all feel better about yourselves for not being one. Yeah, you picked a good show to do first, kid, but you need to learn the ropes. It's been 22.3 years, so... AIDS is finally funny! Ms. Cartman, what does your son like to do? If you can get your mom to come in with you, we'd love to fly you out. Are you trying to get yourself in more trouble with that kind of language?! Please welcome eight-and-a-half-year old Napoleon Bonaparte from South Park Colorado. "(Punch)". But uh... some young boys were talkin' to me earlier, and... it made me think that people might not be so proud of my weight loss if they knew something. Alright I'd better get out of here before they get back. Y- you think so. Having aides - is - awesome! Alright alright, I'll stay here and answer the phone for you. Tell me the truth! I ran for Congress and won. Haven't seen you around. What-evah! I've had aides since before we were together. Okay folks, we're gonna have to move along. We all know each other and we kinda stick together to make sure our industry is protected. Then it's settled. "Asspen" is the second episode of Season Six, and the 81st overall episode of South Park. We made a plastic mold of his chin, and then made a latex scrotum and put two golf balls inside. Yeh, I know I know, I know. Watch Random Episode. One night all us freaks got together, and we... boiled him alive. Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body! I feel woozy. Be quiet, Not-Kenny! Wuh they wanna kill me for not bein' a real freak! Good, then you can march with us. He is. And then gone and eaten a ton of Chinese food instead of dieting properly. I'm tired of it. What-evah, I'll do what I waunt! The parents attend the time share meeting that takes place after the time share luncheon. Jared did like a hundred for Subway Sandwiches. Brothers and sisters, the time has come for us to be treated with the respect we deserve! Come on, Jared, lighten up! Noo. I bet they could make a fake set of balls. I think we're looking at a non-exclusive two-year fifty-picture deal here. You wouldn't be a penis-butt, Butters, you'd be famous. Your father and I have to leave now to visit Grandma in the hospital, but. Yeah, well, Dad's being a little pussy, Mom. Cartman, Stan, and Kyle are on the sofa laughing as Cartman does some prank calls. Well, I guess that wasn't enough! Hell no, dude. Mom and Dad didn't... find out I... left the house, did they? What a dick! Shhh! I've Got A Little Place In Aspen. People don't hate you. Well, sorry isn't gonna make it this time, mister! Boy with Balls on Chin, meet Man with Foot on Head, Girl with Rapid Aging Disease, Disfigured Country Singer, and Man With No Face. Now now now, I'm not telling you people that your union doesn't matter, I'm just telling you that you're not really... people. He and Phil Collins were sent by Tom Cruise to pick up Muhammad, but they are killed when their limo is blown up by Ginger Kids. Take the Quiz: South Park - Asspen. Season 6 E 2 • 03/13/2002. Joyce de Witt? Yeah I have sex, and I don't use protection! There are a lot of people like you all over the country, and we all do talk shows for a living. Well, your son made a video backstage. It would have been wrong to exploit Butters' weight loss. If I don't answer the ph-phone, it'll know I'm- I'm up to no good! Here's the before and after photos. Anybody could do what he did. Thank you all so much. No, you don't understand. Available Formats. Her name is Jonez, Christine Jonez I've Got A Little Place In Aspen. Why did I ever do those stupid commercials? "Jared's Theme". Stand back, children! We'll just tell your parents we're going on a camping trip with. Ah, I mean, nothin'. His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sandwiches... Okay, Boy with balls on his chin, you're up next. Who is the most out of controlled child? They completely believed I was you on the phone! Take On Me • a-ha. Eh so he was saying, children should have help like he had! You love me, don't you? We're gonna give you a three hundred dollar gift certificate to CD World in Torrance! By rj211. Now, we're going to apply the latex with some spirit gum. Our next mother is Liane Cartman. I I hate when people fake conditions, too. Okay, now put one end of the tube a half an inch into the incision. OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, MISTER! Enjoy! The liposuction is a process of siphoning out the excess fat. I am going to personally see to it that each and every one of you gets aides! I-I just keep pukin' it up. First we fatten him up, then we make the deal with City Wok, then take the weight back off. After a, That guy ate all the sandwiches he wanted and lost weight. Show More. South Park Season . Come on, honey. Everybody hate Jared. Here's Eric Cartman! Wuh well I told you my parents would be sore, and they said for... havin' liposuction surgery, I can't play outside for five days. Scooped-out face guy! Freak Strike Commercial. You've changed my whole life. So next time you're watching television, make sure it's a show with "freak" freaks, and not just with people that are freaks because they're stupid trailer trash from the South. It also plays over the credits, with a musical accompaniment by Mr. Slave (who is yet to be introduced). South Park S6 E2. Take your order prease. Do you or someone you know have a disfigurement or disability that we can exploit on the Maury Povich show? Okay, so now, do you wanna use our friend in your commercials? Once again Butters is tryin' to screw us over! City Wok â¢ One of us should make up some disease and get on the Maury Povich show so. 344. How long have you been on the circuit? We're tired of our crappy prizes! Season 6 E 2 • 03/13/2002. And now, back to more kids who are out of control, on the Maury Povich show! That out-of-control kid ripped poor Napoleon's balls right off! Wow, Vanity, you are really an out of control teen. Full Ep. Wha'evah, wha'evah! But you're lying to people. Aides for everyone! Damnit Butters! I digitally put Jabba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movie! SONGS. Everything is odd in the small mountain town, South Park, and the boys always find something to do with it. Ah-, I'm grounded. I'm glad you're not like that, poopsie-kins. It's amazing how slim you can get with aides. Yeah. Yeah, it sucked Hairy Butters' chin balls. [a full crowd shot] Because you need us right here in the U.S.A.! However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier. [the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to City Wok, a Chinese restaurant.] You ain't tough, ho! We're gonna take before and after photos, and then, when he gets skinny from eating your food, we'll show the world. That's my whole point. "LOST 262 LBS." Come on, you're just in time! Enjoy! And then gives them prizes at the end after they joked about it. Well, I know, ah I can't seem to lose it. Maurih, it's like this: Whenever I have friends over to the house Chantal will come waltzin' in the livin' room completely naked! Serves me right! You know, it's all good shit. Whoa. But... Jared got millions! But fellas, if I go on Maury Povich, with- with my balls on my chin, my parents are gonna get really mad. But how are we gonna get the balls put on Butters' chin? The name "JARED FOGLE" appears on the screen near the bottom] Uh not from you dumbasses, that's for sure. Watch Episode. Show More. Besides, I'd get grounded. Wait... Butters' chin? But the way that I lost so. You'll have to go. I'll be back in a minute. Maury, I am out of control. Eh now gosh darnit, fellas, my name's not Kenny! You're the one doing it, Butters. Why can't I behave myself? You'd better believe you won't, buster! I tell you this is gonna be the greatest thing that Butters has ever done. Strike! I, I mean, yeah-ah I do. "(Punch)", YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE TROUBLE YOU'RE IN, MISTER! If they knew that you didn't eat just all the sandwiches you want, you might not be so popular. Aaahhh well, aaahmm, ...I guess they call me uh, Chinball Boy, and uh, Ballchin Boy, nnnd when I, when I'm walkin' they'll say, "Hey, there goes Chinballs!". Jared doesn't have "AIDS," AIDS, he has. ...Y-you mean you all thought...? You hear me, fellas?! Script • Today on the Maury Povich show, these poor unfortunate people. Well, when City Wok sees how skinny Butters is, they're not gonna want him to just make one commercial, they're gonna want several. Kenny's dead. The Maury Povich freak show is on. We know. Ah-ah-I've seen you on TV before. Well don't you see what this means? Like when someone LIES about being a freak. For havin' balls on my- AH! Oh yeah?! He lost weight because he ate less of them and exercised. True Freaks Union, Images • 03/13/2002. Well that's great! Lin-Manuel Miranda) - Drunk History - Duration: 6:47. South Park - 'Asspen' International iTunes Chart Performance. Aw, gee whiz, yih, yo, you promise my mom and dad won't find out? You can't slim down bones, stupid! You mean, Jared's aides are like my aides? From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia " Asspen " is the second episode of the sixth season and the 81st overall episode of the American animated television series South Park. He was seen trying to catch Syrian Refugee Children at the PC Deltafraternity house, satirizing the controversy over his outing as a child sex offender and losing his sponsorship at Subway. Please welcome Damla Jones. I don't want Shitty Wok have nothing to do with Jared land his AIDS. Well, let's bring her out. You rike to try Shitty Chicken today? Yah they, they gonna kill him. South Park. We've got big news! If Butters is naturally skinny, he'll be able to take the weight off faster. We work hard, but who's complaining? While the adults trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain. What-evah! Puttin' balls on my chin and lyin' about it. He's still lookin' good! Oh, come on! Oh, I'll be waiting with horse bells on, you old... horse-bangin' skank. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. A lot of decent hard-working freaks in America are losing their talk-show jobs to freaks of a different nature. [the Maury Povich logo is restored], Maury Povich • Don't forget, a third of that four million dollars is mine! OH, you just WAIT until I get home, mister! 1m. Just think about all those people following you around, singing songs to you just because you lost some weight... Christine, you know I love you very much, and I, I can't wait for the wedding. Wow! What's to stop someone else from going to say, City Wok, and cutting a deal with them? Folks don't do it anymore. Ah I do crack and potpourri, and queazies. No, I totally covered for you. Oh. I'm sorry, but the government does not recognize you as a union. I have aides. In confor... TV Time - South Park S06E02 - Asspen (TVShow Time) [four freaks join in] When you are watching a TV talk show Dude! And do all the kids at school make fun of you? I'm just asking you to lie for me. Hah yeah, how are we go-? Thanks for coming on the show, kid. If so, call 1-555-HEY MAURY! But, that's not fair! Yeah. Mr. Fogle, some fans wanted to see if you'd sign their sandwich? International Success "Asspen" has charted in 2 countries. Freaks of the world. I aks her all my homies that they be down wit it. Come on back, children. That's right. But I still wanna be the leader in a fitter America, and so I'm here to tell you, that you should ALL go out and get aides! Tom, I'm standing in the town square where just moments ago it was declared that AIDS... can finally be joked about. Sports Training Montage. You could aks her! Here, have some more mayonnaise. He's right. What?? I do?? Just what did you think you were doing, Butters? This episode originally aired on March-13-2002. You get up to your room right now, mister! That because of our appearance our organization is less important? Watching. We're supposed to get married! You've all done it more than once? [he struts down a sidewalk. Extras • Such a wonderful mother. They look great on you, Butters. You ain't bad! appears on the screen] And groceries! Jared wants to give you AIDS! And so, with all the money I've made from commercials, I have decided to start the Aides for Everyone Foundation! I never asked to be famous; now everyone hates me! My mom and dad call in every hour from work to make sure I am here. but you're not out of control, muffin. Why? ...Boy with balls on his chin. We are a strong and diverse group of people, with members like, We told the talk shows our demands, and they. I almost wish I had never gotten aides! Why I, I should be grounded for a month! Sir, we have come to offer you the business deal of a lifetime. Well, that's not really what you say in the commercial. Strike! I'll do what I waunt! It says I only ate a half-sized lean turkey sandwich with no mustard or mayo or anything like that and then had proper diet and exercise aides. Oh, my little poopsie-kins gets into no-nos once in a while, but he's still my perfect little plumsy-kiddle. 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